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From:   Randy Lecher                                                                                                                                     Next   Previous
To:   Cassandra
Subject:  Fwd: A Selfless Act Of Medical Aid... 
Date:  19Jul03 10:37am 
  
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> A Selfless Act Of Medical Aid...
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> A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
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> One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
> response on the monitor when she touched her.
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> They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
> "Crazy  as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
> bring her out of the coma."
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> The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
> curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his
> wife's room.
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> After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
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> The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
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> The husband shrugged and said, "I guess she choked."
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